Oh for heavens sake

Its like taking a plaster off really really really slowly, bit by painful bit (insert sound effects and loud explitives). Why can't they just grab it and rip it off?

10 'O clock news and what are they talking about AGAIN? The recessions again, aparrently, according to the bank of England we are slipping into the R word.

are we? are we really? gosh how can you tell?

so instead of slowly pulling the plaster off and saying here we go, sliding that way. Just grab it, pull it and admit it out loud!